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Shaadi ke kahte mithe jokes

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Wife: where 'll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We'll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I'll bring you back.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
 Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me
 if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!! 
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